I would say "Happy Zombie Jesus Day", but it's not at all happy, because the devotees of Zombie Jesus are waging a real war that is killing real people and burning through billions of dollars that could have been used to solve real problems.

This year, poke the Christian Nationalists in the ribs with this: Weed Visibility Day. Easter Schmeaster. Happy 4/20!

Christians teach that women are surgically altered men’s ribs… and they worry OTHER people will teach kids weird ideas about gender?