Memes Against Christian Nationalism
Donald Trump and the Lilies of the Field
Donald Trump is so Bible, when he saw the lillies of the field that do not work or worry, he called them evil Marxists and promised to root them out like the vermin they are.
Donald Trump and the Eye of the Needle
Donald Trump is so Bible, when he heard it would be easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than for a wealthy man to get into heaven, he just had someone build him a gigantic needle to ride his camel through.
Donald Trump Is So Bible - Virgin Mary
Donald Trump is so Bible, when he heard there was an apparition of the Virgin Mary, he cut to the head of the line to grab her by the pussy
Christian Tyranny In Poland
The lower house of the Polish national legislature has already passed a bill that imposes penalties ranging from monetary fines to two years in prison for the new crime of mocking the Catholic Church.
Theological Implications Of Donald Trump Being Anointed By God
If Donald Trump was anointed by the Christian god, then this god has some really serious psychological problems.
US Law Isn’t About An Ancient Legend
Christian Nationalism is the belief that the laws of the United States should center around legends of the execution of a rabbi halfway around the world two thousand years ago.
Christian Nationalism Is Zombie Jesus Eating America’s Brains
He didn’t want people who would think for themselves. He just wanted followers who would obey his commands, and give him their delicious brains.
Your Bible Is A Horror Novel
You say that Donald Trump shows biblical leadership. I say that your bible is a horror novel.
The USA Is Not A Church
You can worship whatever you want in your own private life, but you have no right to use the power of government to push your sacred obsessions on other people.
Rejecting Kings and Lords
The political ideology at the foundation of American government runs contrary to the tyrannical bent of Christianity. The USA was founded upon the rejection of kings and lords.
The Dumpster Fire of Christian Nationalism
Christian Nationalists scream and shout their feverish faith instead of engaging in serious discussions with other citizens.
Christianity Is What Christianity Does
American Christians have a new messiah. His name is Donald Trump.
Jesus Was A Zombie Necromancer
Once you realize Jesus was a zombie necromancer, Christian Nationalism makes perfect sense.
Your Churches Elected A Cruel Coward
Your churches elected a cruel coward. Don’t expect us to surrender our freedom for your faith.
Christian Nationalist Jesus is Destroying America
Christian Nationalist Jesus is destroying America.
The Savage Winepress Of Jesus
A violent and jealous version of Jesus can be found in the New Testament’s Book of Revelation, chapter 14. This Jesus was not a nice guy.
The All-Powerful Persecuted Christianity
Christians say they have an all powerful god, but also complain that they can’t get anyone to follow their religion without seizing the power of the US federal government.
The Whims of Invisible Spirits
Christian Nationalists believe that America should be governed according to the whims of invisible spirits and the priests who listen to them.
Violent Authoritarianism And Christian Nationalism
The violent authoritarianism of Christian Nationalism reveals to us the violent authoritarianism that has always been present in Christianity.