Outline of JD Vance’s New Book, Communion

At the end of March 26, 2026, Donald Trump’s Vice President JD Vance announced that he will release a new book called Communion, in which he writes about his decision to shift from the Protestant Christianity of his upbringing to become a right wing Catholic Christian Nationalist.

The book isn’t available until June. So, for now, nobody outside of JD Vance’s inner circle and his publisher know exactly what he’s going to say in this new book of his, but given his extraordinary journey into neo-Nazi white supremacist Christianity, we have a pretty good idea of what this book could look like.

A speculative outline of Communion by JD Vance:

Chapter 1

How Jesus convinced me to become the toady of the man I once warned was a new version of Adolf Hitler

Chapter 2

How the love of Jesus helped me understand that the United States needs a lot of concentration camps

Chapter 3

How Jesus told me not to worry my little head about America bombing an elementary school and killing 150 little girls, because Pete Hegseth is on the job

Chapter 4

Jesus told me that all the guys who got rich by trading Bitcoin will get into Heaven, no problem

Chapter 5

Jesus says the Americans ICE agents shot dead in the streets had it coming

Chapter 6

Jesus says not to let it bother me when the Pope says my actions are immoral, because what does the Pope know about Catholicism anyway?

Chapter 7

Jesus explains how the plot by Opus Dei, a Fascist Christian Nationalist group from Spain, to control the US federal government is part of the America First agenda

Chapter 8

Jesus suggests throwing any Americans who won’t convert to Christianity into a lake of fire as a strategy to win the 2026 midterm elections