Memes Against Christian Nationalism
Keep Your Jesus To Yourself, Please
In chapter 19 of the Gospel of Luke in the Christian Bible, Jesus tells a parable in which he compares himself to a king and declares that he should have the right to kill people who do not obey his orders.
Jesus So Loved His Weapons He Would Slaughter The World
Jesus said some great things, but then, like so many preachers and politicians, Jesus became angry and resentful. Jesus became a religious fascist.
Jesus ended up as a Christian Nationalist fascist
The Bible shows while that Jesus may have started preaching love and forgiveness, by the end of the story, Jesus has become a hateful, vengeful, violent, power-hungry fascist.
When Did Jesus Become Such An Asshole?
Christian Nationalists control all three branches of the US federal government, and they are turning America into a fascist hellhole. When did Jesus become such an asshole?
Christian Nationalism Gives Me The Creeps
Christian Nationalism is a cult of a sacrificial zombie, and it gives me the creeps.
Christian Nationalist Jesus Tells Denmark To Fuck Off
Christian Nationalist Jesus tells Denmark to fuck off, because the USA is taking Greenland by military force. Christian values!
Christian Nationalism Is A Violent Death Cult
Christian Nationalism is a violent death cult
Thy Kingdom Come Means Religious Genocide
Thy Kingdom come is a prayer for the day when Jesus will cram so many human bodies into a winepress that the resulting lake of blood will be six feet deep and 640 kilometers across, as foretold in Revelation in their Bible.
Donald Trump and the Lilies of the Field
Donald Trump is so Bible, when he saw the lillies of the field that do not work or worry, he called them evil Marxists and promised to root them out like the vermin they are.
US Law Isn’t About An Ancient Legend
Christian Nationalism is the belief that the laws of the United States should center around legends of the execution of a rabbi halfway around the world two thousand years ago.
Christian Nationalism Is Zombie Jesus Eating America’s Brains
He didn’t want people who would think for themselves. He just wanted followers who would obey his commands, and give him their delicious brains.
Rejecting Kings and Lords
The political ideology at the foundation of American government runs contrary to the tyrannical bent of Christianity. The USA was founded upon the rejection of kings and lords.
Jesus Was A Zombie Necromancer
Once you realize Jesus was a zombie necromancer, Christian Nationalism makes perfect sense.
Christian Nationalist Jesus is Destroying America
Christian Nationalist Jesus is destroying America.
The Savage Winepress Of Jesus
A violent and jealous version of Jesus can be found in the New Testament’s Book of Revelation, chapter 14. This Jesus was not a nice guy.
Donald Trump 2024: So Many Sins
Donald Trump is so Christian, he’ll die for even more of your sins than Jesus did.
Christianity Teaches Kids To Hate Their Families
Christianity teaches people to hate their families. I don’t think that’s the sort of radical ideology that should receive government support.
Jesus Was A Psychopath
Jesus himself was the source of Nazi hate. This same hate is the source of extremist Christian Nationalism in the United States of America today. Jesus was not a prince of peace. He was a proto-Nazi psychopath.
Say Jesus A Lot And You Can Get Away With Anything
Christian Nationalism is the belief that you can get away with anything so long as you say “Jesus” a lot while you’re doing it.
The Very Scary Jesus
The bible says Jesus threatened to come back with a weapon and kill everyone who wouldn’t worship him as a god king. I don’t think that’s a good example of positive leadership.