Keep Your Jesus To Yourself, Please
"Those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them, bring them here and kill them in front of me!" - Jesus - Gospel of Luke, Chapter 19
In chapter 19 of the Gospel of Luke in the Christian Bible, Jesus tells a parable in which he compares himself to a king and declares that he should have the right to kill people who do not obey his orders. It's a terrifying Bible story, one that makes us want to say: Keep your Jesus to yourself, please.