Bible Story — The Fury of Jesus and Abaddon — Religious Board Book
There are a few Bible stories that people tell over and over again. This isn’t one of those. It’s the story of the time Jesus shared his plans to work with ferocious monsters to unleash a months-long global campaign of torture against all non-Christians. It's a scary story, just one of many we expose young children to when we introduce them to Christianity at a tender age.
Teaching children the Bible can result in severe psychological damage. This is definitely not a book for children. It’s a warning to adults of the consequences of forcing religion into public education, and teaching children to follow religious leaders who may groom them for abuse.
This terrifyingly violent story from the Bible comes from the Christian New Testament, Book of Revelation chapter nine. It's the final book of the Bible, the culmination of the moral vision of Christianity, and it goes a long way toward explaining why Christian governments are so cruel in practice.
Bible Story: The Fury of Jesus and Abbadon is a Little Bronze Book. Little Bronze Books satirize the "faith based" line of Christian books from Little Golden Books, representing the aspects of Christianity that are omitted from these friendly-seeming religious primers. Little Bronze Books are not for children. They're an adult commentary on the inappropriate nature of Christian books that manipulate young children into committing to a religious life before they are capable of understanding the dark side of the religion they have joined.
A sturdy board book that brings bold, vintage-style illustrations and lively storytelling into little hands. Thick, matte-laminated chipboard pages take the wear of toddler reading while keeping images clear and glare-free. Rounded corners and a durable 1/16" white chipboard make this book safe to explore, toss, and treasure. The compact 20-page format fits into small backpacks and bedtime routines… for adults! For stinkin’ adults! Don’t teach your kids to worship gods who promise to torture them for having independent minds! Think, people! Think!
Product features
- Thick 1/16" white chipboard pages built to withstand neglectful adult readers who use their books as coasters.
- Matte lamination reduces glare and resists fingerprints
- Rounded corners for safer handling by the clumsy hands of adults who have had one too many to drink
- Compact 20-page format for a short, engaging read… because let’s face it, AI has totally cooked our brains
There are a few Bible stories that people tell over and over again. This isn’t one of those. It’s the story of the time Jesus shared his plans to work with ferocious monsters to unleash a months-long global campaign of torture against all non-Christians. It's a scary story, just one of many we expose young children to when we introduce them to Christianity at a tender age.
Teaching children the Bible can result in severe psychological damage. This is definitely not a book for children. It’s a warning to adults of the consequences of forcing religion into public education, and teaching children to follow religious leaders who may groom them for abuse.
This terrifyingly violent story from the Bible comes from the Christian New Testament, Book of Revelation chapter nine. It's the final book of the Bible, the culmination of the moral vision of Christianity, and it goes a long way toward explaining why Christian governments are so cruel in practice.
Bible Story: The Fury of Jesus and Abbadon is a Little Bronze Book. Little Bronze Books satirize the "faith based" line of Christian books from Little Golden Books, representing the aspects of Christianity that are omitted from these friendly-seeming religious primers. Little Bronze Books are not for children. They're an adult commentary on the inappropriate nature of Christian books that manipulate young children into committing to a religious life before they are capable of understanding the dark side of the religion they have joined.
A sturdy board book that brings bold, vintage-style illustrations and lively storytelling into little hands. Thick, matte-laminated chipboard pages take the wear of toddler reading while keeping images clear and glare-free. Rounded corners and a durable 1/16" white chipboard make this book safe to explore, toss, and treasure. The compact 20-page format fits into small backpacks and bedtime routines… for adults! For stinkin’ adults! Don’t teach your kids to worship gods who promise to torture them for having independent minds! Think, people! Think!
Product features
- Thick 1/16" white chipboard pages built to withstand neglectful adult readers who use their books as coasters.
- Matte lamination reduces glare and resists fingerprints
- Rounded corners for safer handling by the clumsy hands of adults who have had one too many to drink
- Compact 20-page format for a short, engaging read… because let’s face it, AI has totally cooked our brains