Donald Trump Patron Saint of Fools and the Fortunate Devotional Candle
What are the two defining characteristics of Donald Trump? First, he's a fool. Second, he's fortunate. In fact, Donald Trump's greatest foolishness is his failure to understand that his power is the result of his dumb luck.
This veladora devotional candle is, ironically, for people who don't adore Donald Trump. It's a satire of the cult of Trump among right wing extremists who imagine that by giving their devotion to Trump, they will gain a share of his power. Donald Trump stands in a landscape of orange, his signature color, as the MAGA patron saint of the foolish and the fortunate.
This 13.75 oz hand-poured soy candle brings warm, contemplative energy to quiet corners and lively altars alike. Housed in a reusable glass vessel with a vibrant, shrine-inspired label, the candle fills a room for 70–80 hours with one of three gentle scents: Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, or Sea Breeze. The all-natural soy wax and cotton wick burn clean and slow, leaving behind a vessel you can repurpose as décor. Packaged in a gray gift box, it arrives ready to display or present. The rich, detailed label gives the candle a devotional, storytelling feel—made for people who appreciate bold, artful objects that anchor a space and start conversations.
Product features
- Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax from USA-farmed soybeans
- Clean-burning 100% cotton eco wick with 70–80 hours average burn time
- Reusable glass vessel—clean and repurpose after use
- Three scent options: Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, Sea Breeze (note: all scents share same color)
- Shipped in a gray gift box; permanent adhesive label with vibrant, crisp printing
Care instructions
- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.
What are the two defining characteristics of Donald Trump? First, he's a fool. Second, he's fortunate. In fact, Donald Trump's greatest foolishness is his failure to understand that his power is the result of his dumb luck.
This veladora devotional candle is, ironically, for people who don't adore Donald Trump. It's a satire of the cult of Trump among right wing extremists who imagine that by giving their devotion to Trump, they will gain a share of his power. Donald Trump stands in a landscape of orange, his signature color, as the MAGA patron saint of the foolish and the fortunate.
This 13.75 oz hand-poured soy candle brings warm, contemplative energy to quiet corners and lively altars alike. Housed in a reusable glass vessel with a vibrant, shrine-inspired label, the candle fills a room for 70–80 hours with one of three gentle scents: Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, or Sea Breeze. The all-natural soy wax and cotton wick burn clean and slow, leaving behind a vessel you can repurpose as décor. Packaged in a gray gift box, it arrives ready to display or present. The rich, detailed label gives the candle a devotional, storytelling feel—made for people who appreciate bold, artful objects that anchor a space and start conversations.
Product features
- Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax from USA-farmed soybeans
- Clean-burning 100% cotton eco wick with 70–80 hours average burn time
- Reusable glass vessel—clean and repurpose after use
- Three scent options: Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, Sea Breeze (note: all scents share same color)
- Shipped in a gray gift box; permanent adhesive label with vibrant, crisp printing
Care instructions
- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.