This board book is not made for children, but for intellectually mature adults who recognize the infantile psychology of the bizarre Christian Nationalist fascism imposed on Americans by Donald Trump, right wing Christian extremists, and AI-addled Silicon Valley tech executives.
The story in this book begins with Jesus sitting around on a cloud, bored out of his mind, and realizing that the End Times will never happen unless he does something to make them happen. From the time he was a small boy, Jesus wanted to visit the United States and get involved in Republican Party politics there, so he travels to the USA where he meets a dark wizard brooding in a cruel obsidian tower.
The wizard reveals the magic of his Palantir, a sorcerer's stone with the power to enable global electronic surveillance of everyone's private lives. Jesus loves the technology as a tool of fascist control, even though the wizard cautions him not to throw people into a lake of fire until after they die. For now, the Palantir will have to be used just to help ICE agents persecute people.
When Donald Trump arrives, things get political, as the trio plans a federal government prayer rally called Rededicate 250. Jesus and Donald can't keep their hands off each other, get married, and don't leave the bedroom for three full days.
Yes, it's true that only 2,000 people showed up for Donald's Rededicate 250 rally. That was a humiliating failure for him, but with religious power and technological power united behind Donald Trump's fascist political power, nothing can stop this Christian Nationalist trio... unless the American people stand up for their freedom. That won't happen, surely. Will it?
Jesus Lord of Surveillance is the first of many Little Bronze Books to come.
Crafted with extra-durable 1/16" thick chipboard pages and a child-friendly matte laminated finish, this book is built to withstand enthusiastic handling from toddlers while remaining stylish enough to be a cherished keepsake for adults. The rounded corners ensure a safe, comfortable feel.
.: Material: 1/16” thick white chipboard pages for durability;
.: Finish: Matte lamination reduces glare and resists fingerprints;
.: Rounded Corners: Safe and child-friendly design;
.: Page count: 20 pages;
This board book is not made for children, but for intellectually mature adults who recognize the infantile psychology of the bizarre Christian Nationalist fascism imposed on Americans by Donald Trump, right wing Christian extremists, and AI-addled Silicon Valley tech executives.
The story in this book begins with Jesus sitting around on a cloud, bored out of his mind, and realizing that the End Times will never happen unless he does something to make them happen. From the time he was a small boy, Jesus wanted to visit the United States and get involved in Republican Party politics there, so he travels to the USA where he meets a dark wizard brooding in a cruel obsidian tower.
The wizard reveals the magic of his Palantir, a sorcerer's stone with the power to enable global electronic surveillance of everyone's private lives. Jesus loves the technology as a tool of fascist control, even though the wizard cautions him not to throw people into a lake of fire until after they die. For now, the Palantir will have to be used just to help ICE agents persecute people.
When Donald Trump arrives, things get political, as the trio plans a federal government prayer rally called Rededicate 250. Jesus and Donald can't keep their hands off each other, get married, and don't leave the bedroom for three full days.
Yes, it's true that only 2,000 people showed up for Donald's Rededicate 250 rally. That was a humiliating failure for him, but with religious power and technological power united behind Donald Trump's fascist political power, nothing can stop this Christian Nationalist trio... unless the American people stand up for their freedom. That won't happen, surely. Will it?
Jesus Lord of Surveillance is the first of many Little Bronze Books to come.
Crafted with extra-durable 1/16" thick chipboard pages and a child-friendly matte laminated finish, this book is built to withstand enthusiastic handling from toddlers while remaining stylish enough to be a cherished keepsake for adults. The rounded corners ensure a safe, comfortable feel.
.: Material: 1/16” thick white chipboard pages for durability;
.: Finish: Matte lamination reduces glare and resists fingerprints;
.: Rounded Corners: Safe and child-friendly design;
.: Page count: 20 pages;
