This devotional veladora candle roasts Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as the patron saint of worms and infectious diseases. As Secretary of Health and Human Services, RFK Jr. promotes pseudoscience and attacks genuine medical science, telling people not to take vaccines, encouraging the spread of deadly infectious disease as a result.
RFK Jr. went over to the dark side when he joined Donald Trump. Why did he do it? Kennedy himself admits that a worm was discovered in his skull, eating his brain. It’s not a scientifically-verified explanation, of course, so maybe you need to meditate on it.
Light this hand-poured soy candle when you want a strange, grounding ritual that’s equal parts irreverence and dark humor. The glass vessel wears a richly detailed label: a saintly figure framed by floral borders and skull motifs, holding a serpent and a staff. It reads like a relic from a curious cabinet of wonders — at home on a shrine, an altar, or a nightstand where storytelling and slow-burning scent set the mood. Burn for long meditative evenings, slow conversations, or to punctuate a themed gathering with something unexpected. Each candle offers steady, clean scent release and a reusable jar you can repurpose as a votive, planter, or keepsake.
Product features
- All-natural, non-toxic soy wax (USA-farmed)
- Three scent choices: Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, Sea Breeze
- Long burn: approximately 70–80 hours
- Reusable glass vessel; packaged in a gray gift box
- 100% cotton eco-wick; permanent adhesive label, one size (3" × 5")
Care instructions
- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.
This devotional veladora candle roasts Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as the patron saint of worms and infectious diseases. As Secretary of Health and Human Services, RFK Jr. promotes pseudoscience and attacks genuine medical science, telling people not to take vaccines, encouraging the spread of deadly infectious disease as a result.
RFK Jr. went over to the dark side when he joined Donald Trump. Why did he do it? Kennedy himself admits that a worm was discovered in his skull, eating his brain. It’s not a scientifically-verified explanation, of course, so maybe you need to meditate on it.
Light this hand-poured soy candle when you want a strange, grounding ritual that’s equal parts irreverence and dark humor. The glass vessel wears a richly detailed label: a saintly figure framed by floral borders and skull motifs, holding a serpent and a staff. It reads like a relic from a curious cabinet of wonders — at home on a shrine, an altar, or a nightstand where storytelling and slow-burning scent set the mood. Burn for long meditative evenings, slow conversations, or to punctuate a themed gathering with something unexpected. Each candle offers steady, clean scent release and a reusable jar you can repurpose as a votive, planter, or keepsake.
Product features
- All-natural, non-toxic soy wax (USA-farmed)
- Three scent choices: Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, Sea Breeze
- Long burn: approximately 70–80 hours
- Reusable glass vessel; packaged in a gray gift box
- 100% cotton eco-wick; permanent adhesive label, one size (3" × 5")
Care instructions
- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.
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