St. Pete Hegseth, crusading Christian Nationalist warrior, and alcohol enthusiast, runs the Department of War by day, but by night, he chugs for your sins. Saint Pete is the patron saint of drunkards, and blowhards, and people who show up to every meeting at work wondering what they can say to make it seem as if they have any idea what's going on. It's a miracle that Pete Hegseth hasn't caused a nuclear war yet - but there's still time! This satirical devotional candle is offered in the spirit of the veladora jar candles of Mexican culture, a culture that Pete Hegseth believes has no place in America. It features Pete Hegseth standing on a keg and raising a bottle of beer in a toast to... well, he hasn't figured that out yet.
Hand-poured soy candle with a warm, vintage look that brings hearthside calm and a touch of old-world charm. Available in three comforting scents—Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, and Sea Breeze—each candle is poured into a reusable glass vessel printed with a colorful, folk-art label featuring a jaunty character standing on a barrel. The slow-burning 13.75 oz candle fills small rooms with layered fragrance for evenings of quiet reading, relaxed gatherings, or cozy solo rituals. Packaged in a gray paper gift box and finished with a permanent label, it’s made from USA-farmed soy, a 100% cotton eco-wick, and assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts.
Product features
- Eco-friendly, non-toxic formula with no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates
- Three scent options: Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, Sea Breeze
- Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax from USA-farmed soybeans with a 100% cotton eco wick
- Reusable 3" × 5" glass vessel with vibrant printed label; average burn time 70–80 hours
- Ships in a gray paper gift box; assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Care instructions
- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.
St. Pete Hegseth, crusading Christian Nationalist warrior, and alcohol enthusiast, runs the Department of War by day, but by night, he chugs for your sins. Saint Pete is the patron saint of drunkards, and blowhards, and people who show up to every meeting at work wondering what they can say to make it seem as if they have any idea what's going on. It's a miracle that Pete Hegseth hasn't caused a nuclear war yet - but there's still time! This satirical devotional candle is offered in the spirit of the veladora jar candles of Mexican culture, a culture that Pete Hegseth believes has no place in America. It features Pete Hegseth standing on a keg and raising a bottle of beer in a toast to... well, he hasn't figured that out yet.
Hand-poured soy candle with a warm, vintage look that brings hearthside calm and a touch of old-world charm. Available in three comforting scents—Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, and Sea Breeze—each candle is poured into a reusable glass vessel printed with a colorful, folk-art label featuring a jaunty character standing on a barrel. The slow-burning 13.75 oz candle fills small rooms with layered fragrance for evenings of quiet reading, relaxed gatherings, or cozy solo rituals. Packaged in a gray paper gift box and finished with a permanent label, it’s made from USA-farmed soy, a 100% cotton eco-wick, and assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts.
Product features
- Eco-friendly, non-toxic formula with no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates
- Three scent options: Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, Sea Breeze
- Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax from USA-farmed soybeans with a 100% cotton eco wick
- Reusable 3" × 5" glass vessel with vibrant printed label; average burn time 70–80 hours
- Ships in a gray paper gift box; assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Care instructions
- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.
