Christian Nationalism Is Zombie Jesus Eating America’s Brains
After three days, he thrust his arms out of his grave, his undead body rising up in an uncanny resemblance of life, seeking the power he would need to dominate and become the absolute ruler he knew he was always meant to be.
Nearly 2,000 years later, he finally found the United States, a nation that would finally soothe his hunger. He didn’t want people who would think for themselves. He just wanted followers who would obey his commands, and give him their delicious brains.
