There’s not enough money for child care or food, but let’s spend billions on a war against Iran in the hope that it will resurrect an ancient west Asian cult leader!

I would say "Happy Zombie Jesus Day", but it's not at all happy, because the devotees of Zombie Jesus are waging a real war that is killing real people and burning through billions of dollars that could have been used to solve real problems.

Your zombie messiah can choke on jelly beans for all I care. I want separation of church and state!

Christian Nationalism is a cult of a sacrificial zombie, and it gives me the creeps.

He didn’t want people who would think for themselves. He just wanted followers who would obey his commands, and give him their delicious brains.

Once you realize Jesus was a zombie necromancer, Christian Nationalism makes perfect sense.

Christian Nationalism is undead Christian fascism.

Christian Nationalism is creepy.

You have the right to worship an ancient zombie. You don’t have the right to force me to worship your ancient zombie.

Christian Nationalism wants to hand power over to a 2,000 year old necromancer who wants a bloody war of revenge. No thanks.

Christianity teaches that you can't have sex because a 2,000 year-old zombie king says so.